Do you have trouble dealing with certain things? You may find thoughts of these things, these ideas, these people - taxing, troubling, upsetting. Take for example, politics. Red, Blue, Donkeys, Elephants, Lefts and Rights. Or maybe Religion? Heaven, hell, enlightenment, one God? 2? many? Ahhhhhh! Drive you crazy? Well I have the solution for you! The Fuckit Bucket. Yes the Fuckit Bucket is the solution for you. I had previously thought that I might have been ingeneous enough to have coined the phrase, but a quick google tells me that it’s used all over. It’s so simple really: you take a bucket (a proverbial bucket, a conceptual bucket, if you will) and you label it “fuck it” (as in, fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, etc) and you place in it items that pain you to ponder.

Before: “Am I going to face the fires of hell and eternal damnation? Does hell even exist? Ahhhh! Into the fuckit bucket you go!”

After: “Ahhhhhh such nice weather we’re having”

Before: “Am I on the right or the left? I agree with him but then again… he screwed me over pretty bad. I agree with him but he’s not in my party. But the rest of his ideas totally conflict with mine! War! Oh no another war! ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Into the Fuckit Bucket with you!”

After: “‘So did you hear about the (INSERT LATEST POLITICAL RIDICULOUSNESS HERE)?’ ‘Yeah. Whatever.’”
Try it, you’ll love it!