In honor of ridiculousness, and chaos… An inane song, by yours truly. No I am not on drugs, by the way.

She told me about the cold cold monkey
I never knew why
I never knew why

She made me eat the big big cookie
I never knew why
I never knew why

Please don’t make me eat the cookie
I don’t know why
I’ll never know why

I saw you running away with my monkey
I don’t know why
I’ll never know why

Someone please tell me why