Ok every now and then you have to take a crap at work. Shit happens. It’s bad enough that you have to take a crap at work, and it’s worse to have a take a crap while someone else is in there crapping. Now listen up close guys: Please don’t make so much damned noise when you’re crapping. It’s so annoying to be taking a shit and have some guy going “ughhhhh ahhhhhhhh mmmmmughghhhhhh” in the stall next to you. In fact it’s not so much annoying as just… scary. Stop it! Just shit and be on your way. The feces will not be upset if you don’t announce it’s arrival to the world. Just handle your business and go!